Monkey Business!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the
pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps
down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and ate the cue-ball.

The bartender said "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT
NOW!!!" So the man left.

Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey
on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and graps a peanut,
shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats it"

The bartender said, "Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then eat it?"

The man says, "Yeah ever since to cue-ball incident he checks everything for size"


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