Kickin' Mad!

A boy was walking home one day, enraged by a licking he had taken
from the school bully. As he crossed the yard, a chicken came out in
front of him. He kicked the Chicken and his mother saw him and said, "I saw that! You cannot have any chicken for a month."

Later on in the barn - still mad- he kicked the pig he walked up to. His
mother saw him again saying, "I saw that, young man. You can not have
any pork for two months."

The boy's father was just getting off his tractor when a cat walked by.
His father kicked the cat out of the way. The boy saw his mother heading in that direction and spoke out, "Ma you want me to tell him or should I.


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