Bathroom Walls

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
--Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. --Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

If you can piss this high, join the fire department. On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet. O'Ryan's -Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.

Beauty is only a light switch away. -Perkins Library. Duke University.
Durham, North Carolina.

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
-Houghton Library, Harvard University. Cambridge, Massachusetts.

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza. Washington, DC

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" -Rest
stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust? -The Irish Times.
Washington, DC

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting
up with her crap.
-Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. -Bentley's House of Coffee
and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. - Written
in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married! Women's restroom, The
Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. -Revolution Books.
New York, New York.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have
trouble with it. -Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

JESUS SAVES! But wouldn't it be better if he had invested? -Men's
restroom, American University. Washington, DC

JESUS SAVES! But Gretzky steals the puck and scores!!!!!! -Moe's and
Joe's, Atlanta

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