Taste Test!

A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children, trying
to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes
closed, they would feel objects from pumice stones to pine cones and
smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.

Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers,
more flavors than you could ever imagine. "Children, I'd like you to
closeyour eyes and taste these," said the teacher.

Without difficulty they managed to identify the taste of cherries,
lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your Mommy
probably calls your Daddy all the time."

Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, "Spit 'em out, you guys, they're assholes!"


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